Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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