Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
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I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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