he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
My vagina just recognized that song.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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