After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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