i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We have started to decorate penises.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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