but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She needs sedatives and a leash
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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