Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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