doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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