watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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