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(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

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(514): View more from Quebec

I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.

(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

They always sound like a bunch of chickens.

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(713): View more from Texas

yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.

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(850): View more from Florida

Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday

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(707): View more from California

I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n

(559): View more from California

sry, psychiatrist trumps professor

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(614): View more from Ohio

I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.

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(416): View more from Toronto

ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor

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(503): View more from Oregon

We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.

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(917): View more from New York City

We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.

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