we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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