Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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