A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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