can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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