theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I party with great urgency now.
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