just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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