Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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