how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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