I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
