his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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