i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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