Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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