Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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