pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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