btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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