It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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