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• (650): View more from California

  barbara walters just said penis...

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.

  (260): View more from Indiana

  Good luck with that.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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• (432): View more from Texas

  the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel

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• (817): View more from Texas

  In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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• (310): View more from California

  oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts

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• (315): View more from New York

  I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.

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