dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.