I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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