Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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