Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
My liver just had a heart attack.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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