she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
