so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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