a search helicopter?!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i've created a new STD.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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