I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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