do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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