happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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