Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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