bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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