How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Randomize
