I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i don't like sucking hair
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
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There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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