god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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