Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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