Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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