Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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