he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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