After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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