I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm passing your future prison.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
this is an emotional support booty call
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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