But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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