Pappa wants mamma naked
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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