she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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