His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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