Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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