Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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