i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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